I need not to compare the timeframes of human existence and universal cosmogony
when rendering void of meaning the longstanding cliché: “we were here before”.
Whether the interlocutor was born close by or otherwise,
if you don’t get your idea through it is you the one who fails.
So, if in your town people speak “weird languages”,
why should “they” speak yours instead of “you” speaking theirs
when you are both reciprocated neighbours?
Language should remain a communicative tool not a weapon for legitimacy.